Vanilla Unicorn

Location

Strawberry, Los Santos

About

Not much to say about this one, they’re a local location of a chain of topless bars rebranded as ‘gentleman’s clubs’ to make middle-aged men feel better about the direction their lives have taken. Vanilla Unicorn, or, “the vu” as it’s affectionately known by the locals, provides daily adult entertainment, a menu of shitty bar food, and typical gang affiliates loitering out front.

“Have an unforgettable bachelor party at the Vanilla Unicorn. We supply party hats, jimmy hats, and antifungal cream. Just don’t forget your Fleeca card, cause we’ll max it out!” -VU

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